Google's Tensor G5 chip is a bland porridge, one that manages to quench your hunger, but never satiates your cravings. It does its job, but only with the sepulchral undertones of an aged cemetery caretaker. In contrast, MediaTek's Dimensity 9500 chip has panache and all of the bubbly effervescence of carefree youth, having managed to outpace and outcompete Google's Tensor G5 chip in every benchmark test, largely by taking daring risks with its architecture 
